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An Email to My Future Grave Digger
An Email to My Future Grave Digger
Bury me in broad daylight and all that stuff
Seema Virani Kholiya.
May 4
Memory is Fickle, but Forgetting is Forever
Memory is Fickle, but Forgetting is Forever
You may get infected with a memory
sappgregg
May 4
A Cannibal’s Wine Cellar
A Cannibal’s Wine Cellar
What to serve when you’re having a “friend” for dinner
David Martin
May 4
Revolt of the Subordinate Clauses
Revolt of the Subordinate Clauses
A little ballad of timely warning
Gary Chapin
May 4
Everyone In My Child’s Graduating Class is Cordially Invited To My Child’s Graduation Party
Everyone In My Child’s Graduating Class is Cordially Invited To My Child’s Graduation Party
Two hundred and fifteen graduates, one kid’s party
Caleb Coy
May 3
I Never Showed up at My Son’s School and Helped Him Make a Spit Ball
I Never Showed up at My Son’s School and Helped Him Make a Spit Ball
Schools plead with parents
Amy Sea
May 3
I Said Yes to Sunday Night Plans, and This Is What Happened
I Said Yes to Sunday Night Plans, and This Is What Happened
The consequences of a text
Anthony Robert
May 2
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
Recently Boosted
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
The bartender sobbed
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 29
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
And I stepped right into it
sappgregg
Apr 27
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
One woman’s journey from elite NCAA point guard to All-Star claims adjuster
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 26
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
T. Kent Jones
Apr 26
Stocks and Bonds
Stocks and Bonds
Investing in long-term parental bonds for when my personal stock tanks
Linda Margaret
Apr 25
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
May be within reach!
David Milgrim
Apr 25
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Yes this accidental micro fringe is perfect, thank you
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Apr 24
I’m My Dog’s Service Person
I’m My Dog’s Service Person
We are a perfect fit
Janie Emaus
Apr 23
Walking Made Easy
Walking Made Easy
Little equipment needed
Neil Offen
Apr 19
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
Hank is such a good boy
T. Kent Jones
Apr 19
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Old BOF instructs you with coping mechanisms and inspiration
BOFace
Apr 17
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Yeast
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Yeast
Your handy guide to the yeast common denominator
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 16
The Method ASMR Artist Goes To Starbucks
The Method ASMR Artist Goes To Starbucks
*clears throat* *whispers* *tsks* *shh*
Lora Straub Brocone
Apr 15
Ode To My Co-Pilot On Our Way To The Airport
Ode To My Co-Pilot On Our Way To The Airport
When I drive, you drive but verbally so and with generous specificity
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 15
Lost in Translation: Kids, Calamity, and Communication Contradictions
Lost in Translation: Kids, Calamity, and Communication Contradictions
Do as I say, not as what you think I said
Rodney Lacroix
Apr 15
Eating Made Easy
Eating Made Easy
More flavanols, fewer Omega-2s
Neil Offen
Apr 12
Oh Guitar, How I Admire Your Dust Bunnies
Oh Guitar, How I Admire Your Dust Bunnies
Play me that tune, or don’t
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 11
Mindful or Full Mind?
Mindful or Full Mind?
Show Me the Way to Go Om
L. J. Kopf
Apr 11
Someone Wants Me to Buy a Ficus Named Audrey
Someone Wants Me to Buy a Ficus Named Audrey
I only want one if I can name it myself
Rosalie Berg
Apr 11
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