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Retirement Socks
Retirement Socks
What do you say when there’s nothing to tell?
Craig Samuel
May 14
Five Breakout Recipes to Tone and Sculpt Your Microbiome
Five Breakout Recipes to Tone and Sculpt Your Microbiome
Not your father’s Bacteroides Melaninogenicus
Andrew Rodwin
May 14
Shocking Details of Torture
Shocking Details of Torture
Get rich quick schemes that go awry
John Passadino, MBA
May 14
I Do Declare, We’re All Hypocrites
I Do Declare, We’re All Hypocrites
Your declarations are showing
Amy Sea
May 14
Dog Fast, Dog Furious
Dog Fast, Dog Furious
Rival dogs trash-talk Nimble, Agility Challenge winner
T. Kent Jones
May 14
MuddyUm Takes a Plunge
MuddyUm Takes a Plunge
May 2024
Muddyum
May 13
MuddyUm Newsletter-Relationships Mishmash
MuddyUm Newsletter-Relationships Mishmash
Can’t live with or without them
Toni Crowe
May 13
Too Many Hats Or Too Many Heads?
Too Many Hats Or Too Many Heads?
When a head loses a wallet, a hat might be our best option
Stephanie Wilson
May 13
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
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MuddyUm Takes a Plunge
MuddyUm Takes a Plunge
May 2024
Muddyum
May 13
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
Babysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up
Amy Sea
May 10
Men Who Fold
Men Who Fold
Of loins and linens
Oscar Rhea
May 9
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Where secrets are revealed and old fears are resurrected
Kerry Kramer
May 9
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
Playlists for Parents: — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Playlists for Parents: — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Song lists for parents raising kids from toddlers to taxpayers
Rodney Lacroix
May 6
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
The bartender sobbed
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 29
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
And I stepped right into it
sappgregg
Apr 27
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
One woman’s journey from elite NCAA point guard to All-Star claims adjuster
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 26
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
T. Kent Jones
Apr 26
Stocks and Bonds
Stocks and Bonds
Investing in long-term parental bonds for when my personal stock tanks
Linda Margaret
Apr 25
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
May be within reach!
David Milgrim
Apr 25
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Yes this accidental micro fringe is perfect, thank you
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Apr 24
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