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An Open Letter to My Personal Trainer
An Open Letter to My Personal Trainer
Confessions of a couch potato
E. M. Hoble
May 20
My Focused Meditation With Kitten the Cat, Nice Try, Afraid Not
My Focused Meditation With Kitten the Cat, Nice Try, Afraid Not
Bad choices during National Meditation Month
Stephanie Wilson
May 20
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
AI Is Hastening My Slow Decent Into Artistic Madness
When it comes to images, AI stands for “Artistic Ineptitude”
Rodney Lacroix
May 20
Arrrgh, He Raged, Cornily
Arrrgh, He Raged, Cornily
Thanks Spelling Bee, I may never stop cringing
T. Kent Jones
May 20
Stunning Truth of Famous Quotes Revealed
Stunning Truth of Famous Quotes Revealed
An in depth look at four famous quotes
John Passadino, MBA
May 20
Republican Right Excoriates Woke Bowel Movements
Republican Right Excoriates Woke Bowel Movements
‘You can’t squeeze out an honest God-fearing American BM, move your fellow traveling keester to Brussels,’ declares Paul Gosar
Andrew Rodwin
May 19
My Son Dreamed I’m the Terminator, Does That Mean I’m Sarah Connor to His John Connor
My Son Dreamed I’m the Terminator, Does That Mean I’m Sarah Connor to His John Connor
I’ll be back
Carol Lennox
May 19
Too Much
Too Much
Disgustingly sticky
Nolcha Fox
May 19
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
Recently Boosted
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself
I stand with trolley
Caleb Coy
May 16
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
My Babysitter is Getting So Rich, I’ll Never Retire
Babysitting used to be $6 an hour no matter how many kids showed up
Amy Sea
May 10
Men Who Fold
Men Who Fold
Of loins and linens
Oscar Rhea
May 9
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Welcome to the Booze Cruise
Where secrets are revealed and old fears are resurrected
Kerry Kramer
May 9
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
How Online Banking Spoiled Me
My harrowing day at a bank
John Passadino, MBA
May 8
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
What Mothers Actually Want on Mother’s Day
Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead
Lisa Hides
May 8
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
I Sent My Cat’s DNA to 23andMe
It turns out I’m not her real owner
Gary Chapin
May 7
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
Don’t Worry, Buy Crappy
The lifelong game of shop and seek
Amy Sea
May 6
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Exercise Is Hard But That’s Not What Animals Think
Ignore the beasts
Stephanie Wilson
May 6
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Playlists for Parents — Getting Through Parenthood One Tune at a Time
Song lists for parents raising kids from toddlers to taxpayers
Rodney Lacroix
May 6
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It’s Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells — new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
Holly Pettit
May 2
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
World Match — Humans Versus the Environment
Riot for a small planet
L. J. Kopf
May 2
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
How I evaded the Joe-Stoppo
Jeff Eagle
May 1
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
The Subtle Art of Always Being Right
Discover the never-before-shared secrets of navigating an ignorant world
Luka Bönisch
Apr 30
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
I Grabbed My Friend’s Rebel Spirit and Ran Away From His Memorial to Our Favorite Dive Bar for…
Follow my lead
Carol Lennox
Apr 30
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Corporate Memo: New CEO
Please meet CAI, your Chief Artificial Intelligence
Linda Margaret
Apr 29
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
40,000 Jobs You’ll Never Have
What happened to all the real jobs?
Philip Ogley
Apr 29
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
Three Versions Of Me Walked Into A Bar And Ordered An Idea
The bartender sobbed
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 29
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
And I stepped right into it
sappgregg
Apr 27
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
Caitlin Clark Wakes From Fever Dream, Hires On at State Farm
One woman’s journey from elite NCAA point guard to All-Star claims adjuster
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 26
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
T. Kent Jones
Apr 26
Stocks and Bonds
Stocks and Bonds
Investing in long-term parental bonds for when my personal stock tanks
Linda Margaret
Apr 25
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
The Life I’ve Dreamed Of
May be within reach!
David Milgrim
Apr 25
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Intrusive Thoughts of a People Pleaser at Your Local Hairdressers
Yes this accidental micro fringe is perfect, thank you
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Apr 24
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