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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

The Kids We Saved Following Brain Injuries

Tough detours in life sometimes benefit others

7 min readJan 17, 2024

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Tyrant Granny’s Intro to Government for Kids & MAGA

Grandma’s tyrannical methods of demonstrating politics in action

5 min readAug 3, 2023

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Tyrant Granny’s Intro to Government for Kids & MAGA

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Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida

My large family can only agree on targeting transgender people

5 min readJul 5, 2023

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Sexually Ambiguous Alligators Rocking in Florida

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How AI ChatGPT Should Respond

Snarlcastic reactions to dumb prompts

4 min readMar 21, 2023

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How AI ChatGPT Should Respond

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Ethics and AI

ChatGPT Steals Shakespeare & Emily Dickinson

Yes, AI can mess up your writing career and content.

12 min readJan 27, 2023

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ChatGPT Steals Shakespeare & Emily Dickinson

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Said Differently

Forget Bears — I Woke Up Preferring Skunks Over Men

The information presented implied men are aggressive and dangerous

5 min readMay 7, 2024

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Police lineup being conducted by a robot in front of an audience of viewers. The lineup includes an aggressive male soldier, a female teacher, a large bear, and a skunk.

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Wake. Write. Win.

The Power Of Engagement Gifts and Future Choices

What you don’t do matters as much as what you do

6 min readApr 25, 2024

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Monkeys peering over a wall at three monkeys on the ground playing with electronics or thinking.

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Doctor Funny

Snarlcastic Gifts for Life’s Special Occasions

Make birthday, incarceration, and get-well gifts memorable

4 min readApr 20, 2024

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Photo of a celebration with a yacht on the water and a table full of gifts. A plane flies by with a flag reading “Well Done!” A clown stands behind a pony next to a judge and a dancer on a pole. Gifts include a birthday card displaying “1 in 8 Billion.” The pony eats a cactus next to handcuffs and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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Contemplate

Former Wives of Wozniak, Gates, Jobs, and Berners-Lee Get Revenge

Or, “How we killed the internet and cellphones over brunch”

6 min readApr 17, 2024

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Laurene Powell Jobs, a mysterious figure, and Melinda gates meet in front of a mosaic honoring Tim Berners-Lee and the World Wide Web. Melinda says, “Seriously, those fake cow farts are deadly!”

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Brain Labs

TikTok’s Updated US Privacy TOS, Explained Snarlcastically

The Terms of Service you need to know, but funny

8 min readApr 10, 2024

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Two kids sitting on a couch watching videos. A man riding a strange horse, and a cat wearing a hat holding an award. A sign reads “TikTok rewards”

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Patricia Jeanne

Patricia Jeanne

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I write satire, tech-related, and personal essays. Interests include cybersecurity, tech use & Neuroscience. Lizzie Lizard Brain is my darker, funnier side.

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