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MANUFACTURED AT MASS SCALE WITH LOVE
About Our Sodium Methyl 2-Sulfolaurate and Benzisothiazolinone
Puttin’ the ‘honey’ right back in ‘suckle’
To our valued customers,
Here at Ms. Briar’s Cleaning Solutions, we want our beloved clientele to appreciate the love and care we infuse into vetting our all-natural ingredients. Consider us your fussy yet endearing great-aunt, the one who smells like thyme and licorice schnapps and TollHouse cookies. Who pinches your cheek so hard at Christmas, she leaves thumbnail divots. Which, when you’re 62, don’t heal until baseball season.
To that end, we are committed — that is to say, required by our Marketing team, a nest of trendy millennials who wear mom jeans but ironically, the very same twenty-something-whiz-kids that changed Miss Briar’s to Ms. Briar’s, because buzzwords-focus-group-Instagram-pivot-tables-green-scene-hifalutin’-stuff-they-learned-at-Vassar — to provide additional details about our homespun cleaning recipes.
The same recipes your great-grammy might have found in Farmer’s Almanac. But probably not because chemists had yet to bond Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate without blowing off a limb.
Here’s the deets.
