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I CAN SATIRE AND SO CAN YOU
Business Bunny Is Better Than You
Find out why
Greed is good. — Gordon Gekko
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I’ll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond
Don’t get into a crib with a baby. — Business Bunny
If you’re like every other person on the internet, you secretly dream about going viral, with a tinge of jealousy for those younger Influencers who get paid every time they vlog about shitting, eating, or anything else literally everyone else does on a daily basis.
Look at the picture at the top of all these words. That suit. Sitting all casual and shit. No tie. Idly fidgeting with my fingers as if I have so much on my mind, I can’t sit still. I look as though I am thinking profound thoughts.
How successful am I?
First of all, if you have to ask then you’re barely worth talking to.
Let’s put it this way.
I buy carrots by the truckload — and I could give a flying rabbit pellet what other people think.
I’ve got a secret. Want to hear it?
What? I haven’t convinced you yet?
