BUSINESS HUMOUR
Business Tips For Adults Aged 0–99
Welcome to the circle of progress
My business empire began as a dream — I was chasing a llama whilst dressed as an orange.
An entrepreneur gave me some helpful tips on a scrap of paper. He said I should first of all create a bus plan. I ignored that as I already have transport.
They say you should dress for the job you want rather than the job you have. This doesn’t apply if you want to work in a nudist colony.
During the year, tell your employees they’re your greatest asset. When it’s time for a pay rise, say they’re your greatest expense.
So — how did I go from earning £20,000 a year to £80,000? Well, that’s what the tax office wants to know!
If you want to relax and enjoy life, here’s how to earn a passive income:
- Work morning, noon and night.
- Watch the money roll in.
- To maintain the momentum, work morning, noon and night.
What you should do is go from working part-time to full-time. Then you’ll earn enough money to be able to work part-time.
If you need more money, sell your car. Then you’ll feel rich as a king as you walk home in the rain.
Niche marketing is all about refining your target audience. I narrowed mine down to a man around the corner called Derek.
Now that I’m globally acclaimed, I want to make an impact abroad.
Remember — no one on their death bed wished they spent more time at the office.
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Especially if they never worked in one.
