BUSINESS HUMOUR

Business Tips For Adults Aged 0–99

Welcome to the circle of progress

Source: AI

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My business empire began as a dream — I was chasing a llama whilst dressed as an orange.

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An entrepreneur gave me some helpful tips on a scrap of paper. He said I should first of all create a bus plan. I ignored that as I already have transport.

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They say you should dress for the job you want rather than the job you have. This doesn’t apply if you want to work in a nudist colony.

Source: AI

During the year, tell your employees they’re your greatest asset. When it’s time for a pay rise, say they’re your greatest expense.