ADVICE FOR THE FOOD-LORN

Dieting Made Easy

Choose the plan you’ll hate the least

Neil Offen
MuddyUm
Published in
3 min readMay 6, 2024

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A plate and fork with just a couple of green leaves, a few peas and a curled tapemeasure.
Photo by Elena Leya on Unsplash

Want to lose a few pounds? Have you tried eating less?

Of course, that may be too slow a solution for those of us who need to lose eight pounds today before going out for dinner tonight with friends we haven’t seen since high school.

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Author of "Building a Better Boomer," hilarious tongue-in-cheek advice on aging. Journalist, humorist, essayist