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Everyone In My Child’s Graduating Class is Cordially Invited To My Child’s Graduation Party

Two hundred and fifteen graduates, one kid’s party

Caleb Coy
MuddyUm
Published in
3 min readMay 3, 2024

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Photo by Jen Theodore on Unsplash

We hope this invitation finds you well. We first off want to recognize that your child, being in the same class as our child for the past thirteen years, is graduating on the same…

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Caleb Coy is a humorist and freelance writer from Virginia. Work in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, elsewhere. Follow @CalebCoyGuard