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Let’s Compare and Contrast Donald Trump With an Annelid

Let’s Compare and Contrast Donald Trump With an Annelid

In celebration of World Annelids Day
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The Good Ship MuddyUm Goes Bro

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The First Novel of Moses, Titled ‘Origin’

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Cats Nap and Dogs Crap — A ‘Hop on Pop’ Parody from the Feline View

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Who Is Elon Musk? So Tired of Getting His Mail

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Who Didn’t Write Jabberwocky? Alice Cooper & Alice B. Toklas

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You’ve Heard of Higher Math — Meet Alpha Arithmetic

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𝕋𝕙𝕩 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤! –𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪
🏴‍☠️What Do Pirates Read in the Head?

🏴‍☠️What Do Pirates Read in the Head?

The real swashbucklers read MuddyUm, of course
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💌You Want a Newsletter Today, Not Chocolates, Right?

💌You Want a Newsletter Today, Not Chocolates, Right?

Valentines R Us in the MuddyUm bilges
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MuddyUm Be Like an Advice Column on Steroids №1

MuddyUm Be Like an Advice Column on Steroids №1

This is not your parent’s writing advice
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‘Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity’

‘Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity’

This is a stupid newsletter
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For Lunge Geckos and James Bond Lovers

For Lunge Geckos and James Bond Lovers

Timer forum adult beverage or juice drink
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Reindeer Drool, Canines Rule

Reindeer Drool, Canines Rule

’Twas the night before Christmas
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Deck the Beer Halls — The Old-Fashioned Way

Deck the Beer Halls — The Old-Fashioned Way

Let’s flirt, drink till we puke, and be merry
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We Twitch You a Merry Kiss Moose

We Twitch You a Merry Kiss Moose

And a sappy all-clear
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Round Two, Boo-sting the Signal for Nontraditional Ghosts

Round Two, Boo-sting the Signal for Nontraditional Ghosts

Who speaks to or for the dead?
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Boo-sting the Signal for Nontraditional Ghosts

Boo-sting the Signal for Nontraditional Ghosts

Do you feel ghosted, punk?
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Speaking to Ghosts in the Garden

Speaking to Ghosts in the Garden

Is white the new orange for pumpkins?
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Let’s Golf to the Alpha Bravo Tango

Let’s Golf to the Alpha Bravo Tango

A mashup of ‘The Masochism Tango’ and the NATO phonetic alphabet
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Efron Says It’s OK to Keep Calling ‘X’ Twitter

Efron Says It’s OK to Keep Calling ‘X’ Twitter

What’s Elon gonna do, toss us all off the platform?
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3 Billy Goats Gruff and the Perils of Delayed Gratification

3 Billy Goats Gruff and the Perils of Delayed Gratification

A fairytale featuring Bubbles, Fizz & Nosey
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Every Buddy’s Looking for Something

Every Buddy’s Looking for Something

Meme dreams of cottage cheese, a whimsical parody poem
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Once There Were Two Little Skunks Named …

Once There Were Two Little Skunks Named …

In and Out, who dreamed of burgers
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Our Latest Contest Is An Epic Fail

Our Latest Contest Is An Epic Fail

Mudditors are set up to fail, so that $100 is yours
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GRRR — An Unholy Take on the Perils of Automated Grammar Correction

GRRR — An Unholy Take on the Perils of Automated Grammar Correction

Laughing our way to the piggybank with help from ChatGPT
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Poughkeepsie, Puh-kips-eye, Puh-kips-oh, Puh-kips-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Poughkeepsie, Puh-kips-eye, Puh-kips-oh, Puh-kips-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

The lament of an envious writers retreat nonparticipant
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Totally Worth a Brain Freeze

Totally Worth a Brain Freeze

An homage to ‘Shaving Cream’ with apologies to Benny Bell & Dr. Demento
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The Gospel According to GRRR Says the Only Bad Writer Is a Grammarly Denier

The Gospel According to GRRR Says the Only Bad Writer Is a Grammarly Denier

What if Grammarly and ChatGPT had a baby?
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Writing for MuddyUm — The 101 Outlaw’s Guide

Writing for MuddyUm — The 101 Outlaw’s Guide

An Editor Fairy ‘read this first’ index
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Let Me Whelp, A Doggy Song Parody of ‘I Can Help’ by Billy Swan

Let Me Whelp, A Doggy Song Parody of ‘I Can Help’ by Billy Swan

Raise your hand if you support reproductive freedom for bitches
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We’re in the Latter Days & We’re All Dirty

We’re in the Latter Days & We’re All Dirty

On sale now! ‘smart’ soap dispensers conspiring with Alexa
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A Song Parody Pondering Existential Chatbot Questions

A Song Parody Pondering Existential Chatbot Questions

Should AI stay or AI go?
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