BUTT SERIOUSLY

The Dumbest Bench Sign Of All Time

Sit happens

This is a real sign-(FACEPALM)/ photo by author

NOTE: This a real bench sign in my neighborhood apartment complex in New York City. I like to think I would never invent something like this.

Initial thoughts —

• Why don’t we sit and have a nice long conversation about vandalizing a lovely green space with spectacularly unnecessary…