Suburban Crime

The True, Scandalous Confessions of Your Local Neighborhood (Petty) Crime Boss

It’s all about the Hamiltons

Andy Schocket
MuddyUm
Published in
4 min readNov 14, 2023

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Gangster man with bow tie and jaunty hat
Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

Like with a lot of crime bosses, for me it began with a gambling ring. I started a rotating poker game, four or five guys, exclusive, invitation only. Sometimes so much moola changing hands over the course of a night that the winner…

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Historian, union member, published in McSweeney's, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Muddyum... Lives in the banana republic known as “Ohio.” andyschocket.net