Very Obsessive Dept.
The WORDLE Queen
Wordle jokes and a tribute to Holly J. See

When Wordle took world by storm a few of us chuckle-heads decided to “take the piss” and poke fun at the crowd obsessive. Oh ho ho, look at us having fun with a BIG TREND!
The Only Wordle You Need is the Wordle of the Lordle, by Melissa Balick
We’ll pray for you
Lady Does Wordle Too Early, by Jean Campbell
Timing it right, avoiding failure
Squirtle Sues Wordle, by Gary Chapin
For those who love high concept
CDC Declares Wordle a Pandemic, Variants Coming to a URL Near You! by Andrew Rodwin
Would it help to wear a mask?
Apparently I’m the Last Person Still Playing Wordle, by Tom Navratil
You so are not the last person, Tom
We were pikers, though. Diletantes. Dabblers. Holly J. See would teach us all what it means to “commit to the bit.”
None dove into the Wordle-hole with the alacrity of our own Editor Fairy, Holly J See, AKA editor fairy. Possibly the impulse that drives Holly to Grammarly the heck out of MuddyUm pieces — till there’s no heck left at all — is the same impulse that pushed her to see the world through the 5-letter lens. Who am I to say? It’s not my job to take her inventory, and even if it was, it wouldn’t be a complaint because I am obsessed with her obsession. How does she do it? Why? Aside from the fact that it’s, apparently, a good time, I have no idea.
Here are some of Holly J. See’s greatest Wordle hits. We salute you, Holly, for your dogged perseverating.
Once Upon a Time There be an Adult Fairy Farce About Wordle
Fresh dreck for your brain & mouth
Malapropriate 5-Letter Words from a Former Blonde Bombshell
Famous Mae West quotes, Wordle style
This Song Parody Is Not for the Faint of Heart Who’d Rather Not Laugh
It’s a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Wordle earworm
The First Novel of Moses, Titled ‘Origin’
Semireligious poesy for Dedicants of the Church of Wordle
Malapropriate 5-Letter Words from Betty White
Famous quotes for Wordle brain training
A Big Bang Theory Song Parody in 5-Letter Wordy
Starting with a great clang? large twang? giant sound

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