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A Few Words From The First Blooming Tree of Spring

A Few Words From The First Blooming Tree of Spring

I’m early? Maybe you’re late, ever think of that?
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France Defies Alcohol Tariffs — “We Will Drink Every Bottle Ourselves”

France Defies Alcohol Tariffs — “We Will Drink Every Bottle Ourselves”

Tout le vin, tout de suite
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FOUND Glove/Mitten, Funny Looking

FOUND Glove/Mitten, Funny Looking

Not lost, searching
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus —  That’s Her Choice As A Woman, and I Support Her Agency💯

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus —  That’s Her Choice As A Woman, an...

Why should her sexuality be ‘less than‘?
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The Argument for Sitting on the Toilet Longer Than 10 Minutes

The Argument for Sitting on the Toilet Longer Than 10 Minutes

A rebuttal
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I Predicted the ’24 Campaign 20 Months Ago and I Am So Sorry

I Predicted the ’24 Campaign 20 Months Ago and I Am So Sorry

Blame me for everything
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Low Propensity Voter Chooses Between Kamala Harris and His Couch

Low Propensity Voter Chooses Between Kamala Harris and His Couch

Let freedom chill
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Gaze Upon The Pollster and Despair

Gaze Upon The Pollster and Despair

Tremble before his cruel algorithms
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In Lieu of Non-Stop Doom-Scrolling About the Election —

In Lieu of Non-Stop Doom-Scrolling About the Election —

Here are some interesting facts about composer Jacques Offenbach, the father of modern operetta
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Ways To Get Him Off The Phone

Ways To Get Him Off The Phone

Shhhh! Don’t pick up! Prank caller!
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I Dare You To Take This Gen X Music Quiz, Tim Walz

I Dare You To Take This Gen X Music Quiz, Tim Walz

Time to prove you are an actual fan of The Replacements and Hüsker Dü
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Please Cate Blanchett, Don’t Ever Scare Me Like That Again

Please Cate Blanchett, Don’t Ever Scare Me Like That Again

The truly awful “Borderlands” had me fearing for your movie life
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Please, Doc, Make This Horrible Optimism Go Away

Please, Doc, Make This Horrible Optimism Go Away

Democrats work through painful positive emotions
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‘Casablanca’ — the Breaking the Fourth Wall Version

‘Casablanca’ — the Breaking the Fourth Wall Version

Here’s looking directly at you, audience
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Joe Biden’s New Steer’s-Head Bolo Tie

Joe Biden’s New Steer’s-Head Bolo Tie

Make America Steak Again
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I’m Through With Food

I’m Through With Food

Thanks to the PelletPro 5000, I’m getting my vitamins and calories from an implant behind my right ear
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Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts

Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your June Writing Prompts

Such lovely pigeons
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Arrrgh, He Raged, Cornily

Arrrgh, He Raged, Cornily

Thanks Spelling Bee, I may never stop cringing
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Dog Fast, Dog Furious

Dog Fast, Dog Furious

Rival dogs trash-talk Nimble, Agility Challenge winner
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Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits

Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits

There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
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Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts

Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts

And a commencement address
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Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad

Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad

And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
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My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos

My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos

Hank is such a good boy
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Cicadas Dual Brood Emergence ’24 or Election ‘24?

Cicadas Dual Brood Emergence ’24 or Election ‘24?

Buggin’ out — a quiz
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Prank-Ability

Prank-Ability

I am hopeless at April Fools pranks but willing to learn
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