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Dog Fast, Dog Furious
Dog Fast, Dog Furious
Rival dogs trash-talk Nimble, Agility Challenge winner
T. Kent Jones
May 14
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
Delete That Company-Wide Email re: Warding Off Evil Spirits
There is no approved corporate strategy to address the Mayan Period of Inter-Dimensional Chaos
T. Kent Jones
May 7
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your May Writing Prompts
And a commencement address
T. Kent Jones
Apr 29
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
Your Local Bar Is Sorry About the Funeral Home Ad
And the Coca-Cola/Marvel ad that replaced it
T. Kent Jones
Apr 26
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
Hank is such a good boy
T. Kent Jones
Apr 19
Cicadas Dual Brood Emergence ’24 or Election ‘24?
Cicadas Dual Brood Emergence ’24 or Election ‘24?
Buggin’ out — a quiz
T. Kent Jones
Apr 3
Prank-Ability
Prank-Ability
I am hopeless at April Fools pranks but willing to learn
T. Kent Jones
Apr 1
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Keep my name out of your theme park
T. Kent Jones
Mar 28
The Cup Can Wait, We Need To Talk
The Cup Can Wait, We Need To Talk
Striker and Goalie work out their issues
T. Kent Jones
Mar 18
Welsh, Actually
Welsh, Actually
I’m Not Irish and I Will Not Carry Your Cultural Baggage
T. Kent Jones
Mar 16
Here Lies George Santos — Part Deux
Here Lies George Santos — Part Deux
Take that, fact-based reality!
T. Kent Jones
Mar 10
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your March Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your March Writing Prompts
Rock and roll never dies
T. Kent Jones
Feb 28
Two Snow Men Talk About Their Vitamin D Deficiency
Two Snow Men Talk About Their Vitamin D Deficiency
Here comes the sun
T. Kent Jones
Feb 27
Shi*shewana, Indiana
Shi*shewana, Indiana
Actually it’s Shipshewana and we need to talk, Tyler
T. Kent Jones
Feb 22
Lose the Chin Sprouts, Officer Beard-o
Lose the Chin Sprouts, Officer Beard-o
You have the right to remain smooth
T. Kent Jones
Feb 15
This Shirt Just Won the Super Bowl
This Shirt Just Won the Super Bowl
Vive le crocodile!
T. Kent Jones
Feb 12
An Evening of Modern Dog Choreography
An Evening of Modern Dog Choreography
Sit, Stay, Plié
T. Kent Jones
Feb 9
The Groundhog Sees His Shadow-Alcoholism
The Groundhog Sees His Shadow-Alcoholism
Newly sober, Punxsutawney P. predicts his own future
T. Kent Jones
Feb 2
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your February Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your February Writing Prompts
Because I felt like it
T. Kent Jones
Jan 30
Why the Guy Downstairs Yells “Wooooo!” at 9 Every Morning
Why the Guy Downstairs Yells “Wooooo!” at 9 Every Morning
And also — “Let’s go!!!”
T. Kent Jones
Jan 28
America to DeSantis — Toodles!
America to DeSantis — Toodles!
And turn the lights off before you go
T. Kent Jones
Jan 21
So, Is Everybody On Board With These Lime-Green Traffic Cones?
So, Is Everybody On Board With These Lime-Green Traffic Cones?
Did we just cancel orange?
T. Kent Jones
Dec 21, 2023
‘The Nutcracker’ Broke My Brain
‘The Nutcracker’ Broke My Brain
Perish on my sword, dancing mice!
T. Kent Jones
Dec 5, 2023
What’s Up, Human Person, Whose Name I Totally Remember?
What’s Up, Human Person, Whose Name I Totally Remember?
What to call people when you can’t recall people
T. Kent Jones
Dec 1, 2023
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your December Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your December Writing Prompts
So dark
T. Kent Jones
Nov 29, 2023
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